another 'nother fungus

When the moon hits your eye
Like a meatball-a pie,
That's a-fungus

Lynette said...: What a hoot!; September 4, 2007 at 1:43 AM
John Y. said...: I know you're not into NPR, but I think you may appreciate this song sung by a reporter and one of the hosts as they were doing a story on the Moray eel's second set of jaws:

When an eel bites your thigh
as you're just swimming by,
it's a Moray
When you scream and you beg
but it still bites your leg,
that's a Moray

There's a thing on the reef
with big white shiny teeth,
it's a Moray
If he's big and he's mean
and he's slimy and green,
it's a Moray

And that's as far as they got before they gave up the ghost. It was sung rather poorly but to incredible effect since it aired during the otherwise serious morning commute programming.

There is a more fleshed-out version of the lyrics (with the above lines in different order) here.; September 7, 2007 at 7:30 PM

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